How to know if someone is connected to your computer?

Ever get the feeling that someone is connected to your computer and watching you?
Is your computer a zombie in a botnet?
Do you have a slow internet connection and don’t know why?
You’re probably infected with something!
How can you tell if someone is connected to your computer without buying any software?
1)Close all the programs that use internet communication
2)Start->run->cmd
3)type “netstat”
4)Watch for any established connection to a foreign address, if you see something fishy you’re probably infected.

Clean viruses yourself in 5 seconds

Do you want to check for spyware and viruses but don’t have the money or power to buy the software?
Here is a simple method you can do in order to find those viruses and clean them:

Start->run->msconfig
look in “startup” and “services”
This is the best way to know what’s running in you computer when it starts, I myself found out and cleaned lots of viruses this way, just uncheck the virus file and you’re good next time you boot. You can also save load time by removing unnecessary programs.
A word of caution: be sure before you remove anything that it’s not important or otherwise your operating system may not load.

What’s the difference between drug dealers and computer programmers?

Drug Dealers Computer Programmers
Refer to their clients as “users”. Refer to their clients as “users”.
“The first one’s free!” “Download a free trial version…”
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff). Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
Strange jargon: “Stick,” “Rock,” “Dime bag,” “E”. Strange jargon: “SCSI,” “RTFM,” “Java,” “ISDN”.
Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Job is assisted by the industry’s producing newer, more potent mixes. Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, faster machines.
Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers. Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.
Their product causes unhealthy addictions. DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. ‘Nuff said.
Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!

What’s the difference between drug dealers and computer programmers?

Drug Dealers Computer Programmers
Refer to their clients as “users”. Refer to their clients as “users”.
“The first one’s free!” “Download a free trial version…”
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff). Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
Strange jargon: “Stick,” “Rock,” “Dime bag,” “E”. Strange jargon: “SCSI,” “RTFM,” “Java,” “ISDN”.
Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Job is assisted by the industry’s producing newer, more potent mixes. Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, faster machines.
Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers. Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.
Their product causes unhealthy addictions. DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. ‘Nuff said.
Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!