Dyson Vacuum Cleaner Commercial

This commercial isn’t real, neither are society’s standards of beauty

15 signs that you’ve been hacked

1. Your cd drive is opening and closing on its own.
2. You hear the imperial marsh in beeps from the internal computer speakers.
3. When you surf the web porn and other commercials keep poping up more than the usual porn commercials you’re used to.
4. When your anti-virus screams at you that your computer is infected.
5. When your anti-virus just dies.
6. When your background has been changed to “you’ve been pwned”.
7. When your background has been changed to “you’ve been owned”.
8. When your background has been changed to “you’ve been hacked”.
9. When you download something and it just “doesn’t work”.
10. When your keyboard starts typing on its own.
11. When someone else posts in your name on facebook.
12. When your friends call you and say they received weird emails from you.
13. When your bank calls you and says that you’re broke.
14. When your computer starts to play songs in full volume in the middle of the night while you’re sleeping.
15. If you’re reading this post.

What’s the difference between drug dealers and computer programmers?

Drug Dealers Computer Programmers
Refer to their clients as “users”. Refer to their clients as “users”.
“The first one’s free!” “Download a free trial version…”
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff). Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
Strange jargon: “Stick,” “Rock,” “Dime bag,” “E”. Strange jargon: “SCSI,” “RTFM,” “Java,” “ISDN”.
Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Job is assisted by the industry’s producing newer, more potent mixes. Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, faster machines.
Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers. Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.
Their product causes unhealthy addictions. DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. ‘Nuff said.
Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!

What’s the difference between drug dealers and computer programmers?

Drug Dealers Computer Programmers
Refer to their clients as “users”. Refer to their clients as “users”.
“The first one’s free!” “Download a free trial version…”
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff). Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
Strange jargon: “Stick,” “Rock,” “Dime bag,” “E”. Strange jargon: “SCSI,” “RTFM,” “Java,” “ISDN”.
Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Job is assisted by the industry’s producing newer, more potent mixes. Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, faster machines.
Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers. Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.
Their product causes unhealthy addictions. DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. ‘Nuff said.
Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!